Would You Hire These Guys?

The silly season is upon us. With money bags such as Manchester City's owner flashing the cash on whomever his petroleum-soaked little heart might fancy, you have to wonder what will become of those excellent-yet-damaged players. You know who we're talking about... the brilliant ballers bereft of better judgement.

It would appear that sir Joey Barton has deemed his image rehab complete at Newcastle United, and will now venture to pastures anew after contract talks with the club fell apart. With a rap sheet such as his, one would think he'd find reason to keep his head down, even if he is the best midfielder in the Premiership... according to himself.

He's not the only one on the way out, it appears.  It looks as though the eminently huggable Genaro Gattuso wants to challenge his skills at Anzhi Makhachkala (a Russian premier club, not a condiment), while it's anyones guess where Barry Ferguson's bird will land now that Birmingham will be playing ball in the Championship next year.

As with every transfer window, the bad boys too will be on the march.